Weekend of Shenanigans
I’d say it was a huge success.
When I'm At The Library
I prefer that you return your books in the little slot at the desk. That means I can get to them whenever I want. When you leave them on the desk, I have to deal with them immediately.
When we were lions, lovers in combat, Faded like...
But I am older now And we did it when we were young
Dude, this guy knows what’s going down. You only need to watch about 20 seconds.
The List of People Who Are My Favorite Golfer →
Is just Bubba Watson’s name written over and over.
I'm Voting for the Last One →
I Don't Know What Going Downstairs Will Do to my...
I’ve been on something of a tear for a minute now, tumblr. I got like, almost a full page done. I need this to be 2 pages. I started working in earnest around 2. It’s 2:15. I can do this and not even wake up early I think. The debate is whether to go downstairs and make some food and also work down there. It sounds really nice, and I would finally put back in my headphones and tear...
Tonight I Make This Shit Work
For real. I have a soundtrack. It will work out fine.
MY HABITS ARE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN YOUR HABITS
I WILL NOW MAKE THE EXACT SAME JOKE I MAKE EVERY TIME I SEE YOU DOING THAT THING.
Holy Shit This Is Nice →
On my first look at the logo, I thought it was ok. Then I looked at the variations, custom typeface, logo and typeface applications, and overall identity cohesiveness and holy shit this is nice.
The Late Tax
So, I’ve wanted to run these numbers for a while. Originally, this was to be the inaugural post of one of the many blog projects I’ve dreamt up. However, it now becomes a middling post on an average tumblr. To be honest, this is a far more appropriate medium. I’m late to work. Chronically. Always. Its just a truth of my life. No one really cares, I work at the library. I get...
I Bowled a 105.
It is the first time I have broken 100 in this class. Yay!
I Just Received a Compliment on My Ability to Wing...
Its the highest compliment I’ve received from a fellow student in a while.
McSweeny's: So You Wanted to Be a Powerful... →
I’m not sure which parts of this are funny yet. Some of it is definitely funny. All of it is a sad commentary on how little gender roles have progressed.
Well Boys and Girls
That was a hell of a day. I spent a lot of it in a parking lot in Kalamazoo waiting for a tow truck. I spent a lot of it having a great time in Marshall. All in all, an adventure.
I've Said This Before
But at times like these it’s worth remembering that, no matter what, Kelly Clarkson’s “I Do Not Hook Up” will always be there for you.
Its about time just to go for it.
New Media is dead. Long live Newer Media.
So, I’m working at the library, and someone just checked in a book called “New Media in the Islamic World.” It was the second edition. The first was published in 1999, the newer one in 2003. I’m going to be completely honest: A book on New Media in the Muslim World written in 2003 simply cannot be useful or accurate anymore. New Media is different. Twitter didn’t even...
Part of the reason this is funny is that she’s a Theta.
It’s the only appropriate way to describe my Wes Dick journals. I think he’ll dig it.
Dear, Myapologies for using this medium of contact to reach you; this is Maj. Gen.Craig A. Franklin, from the U.S. Air Force, Headquarters Washington, D.C.presently serving as the Commander, 332nd Air Expeditionary Wing, Joint BaseBalad, Iraq. I’m seriously soliciting your co-operation in a discreet manner tomove an allocation (funds) from my current location into your custody...
Every Play He Runs is a Trick Play
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/24097 Apparently the Eagles have a backup Quarterback named Mike Kafka. He runs the strangest option plays. Option 1: Give the ball to the running back after the OLine has collapsed the defense. Option 2: Convince self-determined defensive end to follow him into the locker room after the game. When he opens the door marked “Equipment Room,” the...
Missed the Last Train Home
Birds pass by to tell me that I’m not alone And I’m pushing myself to finish this part I can handle a lot but one thing I missing is your eyes Ok, two exams in 2.5 hours. Go!
I’m pretty stoked about this one. Also, I have to go clean my desk.
The First Conversation I Had This Morning
Me (completely sincere): Hey, what are you doing up already? Roommate (@leseulesprit): Jay, its past 1.
Today Has Been Long
Like for realz. But it’s been pretty hype if I do say so myself.
Community is amazing this season. This is one of the funniest minutes of television I’ve seen in a while.
This place was never the same again After you came and went How can you say you meant anything different To anyone standing alone on the street With a cigarette on the first night we met Look to the past and remember and smile And maybe tonight I can breathe for awhile I’m not in this scene I think I’m falling asleep But then all that it means is I’ll always be dreaming of...
Free Tibet →
Anytime anyone says “Free Tibet” this is actually what I think. I don’t know why that kid wearing the shirt is so sad.