Which is not to say that I stopped shaving yesterday. Its just that yesterday was the first time I looked in the mirror and went “Oh, I have a beard.” as opposed to “I really haven’t shaved in a while.”
“Yes, James Franco was once a mere actor, but then he started adding additional professions like they were Pinkberry toppings: Author. Soap opera star. Carob chips. Director. Art exhibition curator. Cap’n Crunch. Short filmmaker. Gummi bears. Creative writing student. Creative writing instructor. Buddy of Gary Shteyngart. Pal of Marina Abramovic. And now he’s adapting As I Lay Dying and Blood Meridian. I know, it’s hard to stomach.”
I DRANK A COMPLETELY STANDARD AMOUNT OF COFFEE THIS MORNING YET THIS IS THE MOST WIRED ON COFFEE I’VE EVER BEEN. WHAT IS GOING ON? I AM GOING TO GO CLEAN MY ROOM AND PACK FOR ISRAEL AND RUN A MARATHON.
"Hey, how’s it going? I think there’s something wrong with the volume on my iPhone. It works fine when I listen to music, but, um, I can barely hear people when I’m on the phone with them. I’ve got Apple Care."
"Man has been writing about the rigors of love since the dawn of time. Greek mythology, the bible, the comedies and tragedies of Shakespeare, and obviously the list goes on to include a movie you saw last month or a pop song you may have listened to today. And, very obviously, heartbreak is probably foremost on the list of things going wrong with matters of the heart. "
Over the past few days, I’ve been writing a list of things I need to accomplish before leaving for Israel. When I was thinking about my shopping list, I thought “oh man, I should get some batteries,” before realizing that I don’t actually own anything that needs batteries. I like the future.
I’m just going to leave this here. Yes, my first post on my Israel-specific blog is about batteries, but now I have a place to post random thoughts about Israel.
Also I think the theme over there is sort of pretty.