My flight is finally boarding!
First reaction: tumblr. Second: get in line. My priorities are correct.
Can someone get on AIM or Facebook or Skype or...
Guys. Someone thinks 9/11 is P. Diddy's fault. →
Getting to read this story might actually make this delay worth it.
Make my plane work.
GUESS WHO LOVES AIRPLANE WIRELESS?
As of yesterday, I have a beard again.
Which is not to say that I stopped shaving yesterday. Its just that yesterday was the first time I looked in the mirror and went “Oh, I have a beard.” as opposed to “I really haven’t shaved in a while.” Also, I now own prescription Wayfarers. Aww yeah.
Kristen Wiig's character is ringing me up at...
This is about as effective a summary of Black Swan as I’ve seen.
cxadventure: Image © of the constantly-featured Marc Johns
Uh, I think I'm all packed.
jayinisrael: That’s crazy. I never thought this day would come. I mean, I guess I knew for a fact that the day where I go to Israel would come, but packing? That’s another story. Shameless whoring of my Israel tumblog.
Hey, people who are interested in typography and... →
The Museum of Modern Art just acquired a bunch of typefaces as part of its permanent collection. My MoMA obsession labels this awesome. By the way, no Helvetica, but as a I recall a good amount of MoMA’s signage is in Helvetica, so there’s that.
How to Get Over Your James Franco Complex →
“Yes, James Franco was once a mere actor, but then he started adding additional professions like they were Pinkberry toppings: Author. Soap opera star. Carob chips. Director. Art exhibition curator. Cap’n Crunch. Short filmmaker. Gummi bears. Creative writing student. Creative writing instructor. Buddy of Gary Shteyngart. Pal of Marina Abramovic. And now he’s adapting As I Lay...
I DRANK A COMPLETELY STANDARD AMOUNT OF COFFEE THIS MORNING YET THIS IS THE MOST WIRED ON COFFEE I’VE EVER BEEN. WHAT IS GOING ON? I AM GOING TO GO CLEAN MY ROOM AND PACK FOR ISRAEL AND RUN A MARATHON.
The Genius Bar →
“Hey, how’s it going? I think there’s something wrong with the volume on my iPhone. It works fine when I listen to music, but, um, I can barely hear people when I’m on the phone with them. I’ve got Apple Care.” “Man has been writing about the rigors of love since the dawn of time. Greek mythology, the bible, the comedies and tragedies of Shakespeare,...
I have had ideas for more than one single-serving...
If I weren’t about to leave the country, I’d probably start both of them tomorrow. I actually intend on starting both of them eventually.
Guys. Alien Hand Syndrome. →
This.. Is America.
lubibul: douchesaywha: what… o__o Greatest country in the world by literally any metric.
After their workouts, the rats were allowed half an hour for a brief cool-down....– Exercise and drug use: What do they have in common? (via outofcontextscience)
I would actually really like a pair of Lolita...
The only times I have seriously considered going back to wearing contacts is when sunglass shopping. Also, this is a boring 420th post.
At a different Post Office than the one I'm...
Everyone here seems perfectly intelligent. Disappointing.
I need to go to bed super early.
This sounds like a job for the sultry tones of Ira Glass. “From WBEZ in Chicago I’m Ira Glass, and you’re listening to This American Life.”
I have a watch for the first time in a couple of...
I feel very powerful for some reason.
This is the last Saturday night I spend alone for...
It’d be nice if someone was online or something. Just for some human contact.
Is there still magic in that midnight sun Or did you leave it back in...
I am getting prescription Wayfarer sunglasses.
I am the happiest hipster.
It is a slow day on Tumblr.
Just had an interview for my summer job. I think I may have nailed it.
Sort of a weird sign of the times.
jayinisrael: Over the past few days, I’ve been writing a list of things I need to accomplish before leaving for Israel. When I was thinking about my shopping list, I thought “oh man, I should get some batteries,” before realizing that I don’t actually own anything that needs batteries. I like the future. I’m just going to leave this here. Yes, my first post on my Israel-specific blog is...
Today's Spoils from a Royal Oak Shopping Trip
Salvation Army: A brown oversized cardigan A rec league soccer jersey (my second) American Apparel: A purple and black striped hoodie Knit gloves Tube socks (red and blue stripes at the top) The mail system: A Michigan 59fifty cap
Imaginary Lines From an Imaginary 9/11 Sex and the... →
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Oh The Hairpin, how I love you.