January 2012
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Resolutions! I'll Make Some I Guess! →
michiganandtrumbull:
I really only have two:
Actually Exercise. This isn’t so much a New Year’s Resolution as a 2nd Semester Resolution. I guarantee it will not happen until at least a week into the semester, and I don’t really have an opportunity to do it here since I do not have free access to a nice gym.
Write creatively. Interestingly, I won’t have a choice here, as I’m taking Intro to...
December 2011
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Levon wears his war wound like a crown He calls his child Jesus ‘Cause he likes the name And he sends him to the finest school in town
Levon, Levon likes his money He makes a lot, they say Spends his days counting In a garage by the motorway
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day When the New York Times said God is dead And the war’s begun Alvin Tostig has a son...
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Michigan is 3/3 this weekend. Let's make it 4/4.
I was processing invoices and I ran into one for... →
Apparently they’re a real thing.
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There's this one dude at my office who I met on...
But since we’ve met and he passes my desk a lot we have to say hi to each other constantly. The conversation hasn’t gotten past that since he did my tech orientation on day 1.
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Just saw a Quicken Loans ad WHILE AT QUICKEN...
The frequency with which I go to hit the Expose...
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I've been excited for this sandwich all day.
As it turns out, its delicious.
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Justin Bieber and David Letterman are unlikely...
And yet, the Biebs is on his show all the time, and they seem to really enjoy each other.
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I spent most of my day in the Chase Building.
Eventually, it was time to clock out and gather my stuff, which required walking back across Campus Martius. It’s beautiful out there this time of year. The ice rink was full of people.
As I approached the Compuware Building, I felt pretty good about myself. Here I was, with a legitamate job in a big city, walking into the front doors of this big imposing building after a hard day’s...
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Today I was handed an Exacto Knife.
The man who handed it to me looked me straight in the eyes, and in a very serious tone said “Welcome to the company.”
I am in a fraterinty, and while I can’t really discuss the details, I promise that that initiation was less weird.
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“R. Crumb would love her.”
– Adam Wade, on his first crush.
The best way I’ve ever heard anyone described. I now know exactly what this person looks like.
Just heard "Livin La Vida Loca" for the first time...
Not upset at all.
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Facebook events should have a status between...
Something along the lines of “Probably Going.” Like, right now there’s an event that I wasn’t entirely sure I wanted to go to, and still needed to figure out rides. Now I’m super excited about it, but am only about 85% sure I can find a ride and go. So, that’s sure enough that I could just put “Going,” but if for some reason my plans fall through...
Went to Office Supply Area to Grab a Pen
Don’t need to write anything, just wanted to be chewing on a pen cap.
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Dear artist dude in post office,
Did you really have to leave your apron on to go to the post office? Did you anticipate getting dirty while sending your packages, or do you just want to make sure as many people see you looking like an artist in public as possible?
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Too many scantily clad teens in Birmingham.
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“I would like to point out that we did win the AFC West this year.”
– Jim Schwartz 