Gone for the summer.
See you in August. P.O. Box 624 Wawa, ON P0S 1K0 CANADA
I was just facebook stalking someone I used to...
And I was wondering what she was up to. I figured out that she had spent her last semester abroad in Europe, but there weren’t really any pictures of her doing more than sightseeing. And I thought, “If I had spent that much time abroad, chances are I’d be drinking in most of my pictures.” Then I remembered I had spent that much time abroad, and I’m drinking in most of...
Louis CK did a thing and it was really, really funny. Also the sun rose today. I love it when guests are funnier than Leno.
I don't know how to explain it
But I really, really have come to like Justin Bieber. (But not his music, just him.)
Alright, off to the woods now.
I’ll be gone for about 10 weeks. I’ll actually be home for a couple days in about a week, but I don’t really count that. And I want to put this here anyways. Basically I take 13 and 14 year olds out on hiking and canoeing trips near Lake Superior. Its the best job ever. Also: no internet or cell phone or electricity, really. So, I’m off the grid. Letters are super fun...
A Rough Guide to Disney World →
If you’re into Disney World, and deep thoughts about Disney World, or even just Disney, you should read this, from NYT Magazine. Also there’s pot in it.
I saw a commercial for the Make-a-Wish foundation...
It was actually sort of an interesting concept, and at the end they showed a message telling you the kid who the commercial featured would have been 30 this year. But mostly I noticed this one kid in a really sweet early-90’s Lions shirt.
Poll finds Americans angry about pretty much... →
I’m mostly reblogging this to get you all to actually go the tumblr I’m reblogging. Onion-Like Headlines in Real Life. So awesome.
So, I guess when I get home from Canada I might...
I guess dudes watch it. They’re called bronies. I’m not making this shit up.
Did anyone else know the Matilda movie was...
I wonder if the girl who played Matilda ever watches Sunny and thinks “Who the fuck let me around that guy as a small child?”
And I cannot hold a candle for every pretty girl We were strangers many hours...
Watching the 30 Rock Porn Parody as a Parody, and... →
splitsider: Check out the first entry in our new column “This Is Research,” in which SNL/CollegeHumor’s Sarah Schneider is reviewing porn parodies of popular comedies. Up first: 30 Rock. This first sex scene, which starts almost immediately, is between Jake Donaghy (a solid impression by fantastically-named porn star Herschel Savage) and a vague nurse/assistant character that I eventually...
Brothers be cupcakin' all up in this Target.
Off to Wilderness First Aid training!
Yay! Back on Monday, but on Tuesday I disappear for ten weeks!
"Excerpts from my Novel, Here's the Story of a... →
Been a while since I’ve posted anything from McSweeny’s, but this was pretty great. I should get back into reading McSweeny’s more religiously. When I get back from camp I guess.
Man, South Park.
Pet peeve of mine:
When people “Like” facebook statuses or wall posts that explicitly ask for an actual answer.
Tumblr did some things to the dashboard. Given that I posted like, 5 minutes ago, that was quick.
One of the best bits I’ve seen The Daily Show do in a very long time. I always love it when they go off-format. Also, I think Stewart’s friendship with Rep. Weiner makes this possibly the most meta story that The Daily Show has done in a very long time. My best guess is that prior to this the most meta was the weeklong “feud” with Jim Kramer (which was awesome, by the way).
Jimmy Fallon, you’re the most adorable late-night host.
That’s the wrong person.
Alex Leo: Ron Swanson + Meat = Awesome →
alexleo: Next to Jack Donaghy and Lucille Bluth, Ron Swanson is my favorite television character of all time. There is much to admire about Ron: his intense libertarianism, his willingness to try cornrows, his support of Leslie, that time he gave a small child a landmine, and, of course, his secret life…
Back to Albz in the fall.
I’m officially accepted, I’ll enroll tomorrow. TKE 304 is back.