June 2011
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Gone for the summer.
See you in August.
P.O. Box 624
Wawa, ON P0S 1K0
CANADA
I was just facebook stalking someone I used to...
And I was wondering what she was up to. I figured out that she had spent her last semester abroad in Europe, but there weren’t really any pictures of her doing more than sightseeing. And I thought, “If I had spent that much time abroad, chances are I’d be drinking in most of my pictures.” Then I remembered I had spent that much time abroad, and I’m drinking in most of...
Louis CK did a thing and it was really, really funny. Also the sun rose today. I love it when guests are funnier than Leno.
I don't know how to explain it
But I really, really have come to like Justin Bieber.
(But not his music, just him.)
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Alright, off to the woods now.
I’ll be gone for about 10 weeks. I’ll actually be home for a couple days in about a week, but I don’t really count that. And I want to put this here anyways. Basically I take 13 and 14 year olds out on hiking and canoeing trips near Lake Superior. Its the best job ever. Also: no internet or cell phone or electricity, really. So, I’m off the grid.
Letters are super fun...
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A Rough Guide to Disney World →
If you’re into Disney World, and deep thoughts about Disney World, or even just Disney, you should read this, from NYT Magazine.
Also there’s pot in it.
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I saw a commercial for the Make-a-Wish foundation...
It was actually sort of an interesting concept, and at the end they showed a message telling you the kid who the commercial featured would have been 30 this year.
But mostly I noticed this one kid in a really sweet early-90’s Lions shirt.
Poll finds Americans angry about pretty much... →
I’m mostly reblogging this to get you all to actually go the tumblr I’m reblogging. Onion-Like Headlines in Real Life. So awesome.
So, I guess when I get home from Canada I might...
I guess dudes watch it. They’re called bronies. I’m not making this shit up.
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Did anyone else know the Matilda movie was...
I wonder if the girl who played Matilda ever watches Sunny and thinks “Who the fuck let me around that guy as a small child?”
And I cannot hold a candle for every pretty girl
We were strangers many hours...
Watching the 30 Rock Porn Parody as a Parody, and... →
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Check out the first entry in our new column “This Is Research,” in which SNL/CollegeHumor’s Sarah Schneider is reviewing porn parodies of popular comedies. Up first: 30 Rock.
This first sex scene, which starts almost immediately, is between Jake Donaghy (a solid impression by fantastically-named porn star Herschel Savage) and a vague nurse/assistant character that I eventually...
Brothers be cupcakin' all up in this Target.
Off to Wilderness First Aid training!
Yay! Back on Monday, but on Tuesday I disappear for ten weeks!
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"Excerpts from my Novel, Here's the Story of a... →
Been a while since I’ve posted anything from McSweeny’s, but this was pretty great. I should get back into reading McSweeny’s more religiously. When I get back from camp I guess.
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Man, South Park.
Wow.
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Pet peeve of mine:
When people “Like” facebook statuses or wall posts that explicitly ask for an actual answer.
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Woah.
Tumblr did some things to the dashboard.
Given that I posted like, 5 minutes ago, that was quick.
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One of the best bits I’ve seen The Daily Show do in a very long time. I always love it when they go off-format. Also, I think Stewart’s friendship with Rep. Weiner makes this possibly the most meta story that The Daily Show has done in a very long time. My best guess is that prior to this the most meta was the weeklong “feud” with Jim Kramer (which was awesome, by the way).
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Jimmy Fallon, you’re the most adorable late-night host.
cxadventure:
That’s the wrong person.
Alex Leo: Ron Swanson + Meat = Awesome →
alexleo:
Next to Jack Donaghy and Lucille Bluth, Ron Swanson is my favorite television character of all time. There is much to admire about Ron: his intense libertarianism, his willingness to try cornrows, his support of Leslie, that time he gave a small child a landmine, and, of course, his secret life…
Back to Albz in the fall.
I’m officially accepted, I’ll enroll tomorrow.
TKE 304 is back.